Welcome to the next new next-generation of revolutionary, advanced, best-of-breed, out of the box, cutting edge, e-technology fueled "broad" band corporate i-business interactive JSP CRM g-ASP e-RTFM innovation recycling execution machinery for the hyper enterprise e-B2B e-marketplace e-dot-commerce "dotconomy" in order to leverage technology to deliver effective marketing programs. We're the power behind the power-behind©. There's no more impactful way to add stickiness for your meta-infomediaries, than through the ultra-fast PortalPotty•Net enabled relation management e-business vertical value chaining chat room ad engines and PowerPot® co-optition communities, allowing you to proactively envision ROI in advance and fully realize your horizontal e-commodities for the even newer economy. Using our value added "industry" leading, robust turnkey cyclical cross communication multi-tier action item device drivers, and factoid flow control, mission critical application centric "persistable" end-to-end logic engine, the -PortalPotty•Net™ content management virtual platform solution, powers a completely novel power-approach to the leveraged "high" bandwidth m-generation modern mobile base-touching high-five'n off-line seemless power-mission™ critical internet deployment empowered wireless online i-industry deliverables.
It's the e-way to incent your world!
PortalPotty is a frame of mind, and a new philosphy. It reflects how you really feel about the internet. PortalPotty•Net is the first company in the history of the modern money grubbing internet, that is out to purposefully lose money. And in doing so, we hope to better a small part of the world.
But seriously, PortalPotty•Net genuinely aren't out to make a buck. They share our vision that adding money into the mix inevitably destroys quality. Hopefully with more patrons of the arts like us, artistic talent might move onto the internet. At present we provide a home to the following too cool sites...
Parkfield Bluegrass Festival
Air Seal Inc.
Screaming Banshee Productions
Mills College Ultimate Frisbee
Usha Vedula Photography
Here are some of the "graduates" of portalpotty.net. Some live on as real sites, others have been retired to the bit-bucket in the sky.
Hey, listen up. These web sites (listed above) might have some particularly odd content that could really offend you. We, the PortalPotty Foundation, don't actually care that much if you are offended, but more importantly we certainly are not responsible for your sensitive nature! If you have to go sue someone, deal the site owner(s). The opinions expressed on these sites are their's and not our's (necessarily). We are in all intents and purposes just a charity ISP.
If you are actually looking for portalpotty.com, you're in the wrong place. We feel that using a dot-com name might be perceived as a money making scheme. But it turns out that someone did buy www.portalpotty.com and is offering it for YOU to purchase!!! Imagine the money you could make riding the coat tails of our success when people mistype the URL.
The guilty parties who came up with this stupid idea are Eric Mittler (Executive in Charge of Incentimentality) and Peter Baker (Virtual e-Chief Executive iOfficer). Max Baker now keeps the place a-sink. If you are interested in having your site housed here, wow, we're really flattered. Send us email and give us a few days to get back to you.
And of course, if you are a venture capitalist who's looking for a sure fire way to lose money on the net, you found your home. Just click and flush your cache.
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last updated : 7/7/2013